The always eloquent–and keeper of Lebron’s backside– Dwyane Wade dropped a dopey one via his twitter account yesterday, comparing losing the finals to getting a facial. “I got a facial 2day & it was PAIN..facials & losing the finals R similar..the pain is indescribable but n the end ur better becuz of it” No period. Is this english or hieroglyphics?
Quick Analysis: Did some fast facial research, found out that two components of a facial are: A facial massage using classic strokes, to relax you, and a scalp massage as the facial is taking place. My thought is that Dwyane Wade has not actually revealed to the basketball world that losing the finals was quite soothing, but has instead confused a facial with a prostate exam.
These Miami goers. Are they so out of touch with reality that they equate mind numbing pain to the roughest part of a facial? No wonder Miami’s the worst sports town in America. These people see blood and have flashbacks to last week’s exfoliation at the spa.
How many facials have you had Dwyane? What? Not one? Not two? Not three? Not four! Five, six, seven? Not eight!?