Whereas Howard Stern would love to give Eric “The Actor” an IQ test, we at Lower The Rim would love to grab that baton and put DeMarcus Cousins to the task. We can’t help but appreciate his fire, but after a string of bizzare post game comments we have some advice for the new Run DMC: gather your thoughts before you say something, or better yet, write them out on a little notepad or small piece of paper, and then read from that. After the Clips beat the Kings, Cousins had these–what he would consider sharp and funny jabs–for Blake “The Actor”:
In response to Griffin’s no comment:
“Of course that’s what Blake is going to say because he’s in L.A., where actors belong.” BADA-BING! “He’s an actor, so of course he would say that.” BADA-BOOM!
Then this, in response to a Griffin flop:
“I guess the wind from my hand hit him in the eye and I guess he got fouled by the wind. I’m not sure.” HAYOOOO!
Cue awkward media laughter. Yikes, Cousin’s tells jokes about as well as Keanu Reeves speaks Chinese at a McDonalds….